Yell Louder Al Gore, I don't think the groundhog can hear you.
First a little Bible study...
Kings 18
25 Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, "Choose one of the bulls and prepare it first, since there are so many of you. Call on the name of your god, but do not light the fire." 26 So they took the bull given them and prepared it. Then they called on the name of Baal from morning till noon. "O Baal, answer us!" they shouted. But there was no response; no one answered. And they danced around the altar they had made.
27 At noon Elijah began to taunt them. "Shout louder!" he said. "Surely he is a god! Perhaps he is deep in thought, or busy, or traveling. Maybe he is sleeping and must be awakened." 28 So they shouted louder and slashed themselves with swords and spears, as was their custom, until their blood flowed. 29 Midday passed, and they continued their frantic prophesying until the time for the evening sacrifice. But there was no response, no one answered, no one paid attention.
You know, it's snowing today. All over Google and Drudge I'm seeing articles of cold here, cold there, record breaking cold temps for April, and it's snowing here in the midwest blue state I can't afford to move out of, but somehow there's goofballs:
...out there that still believe in Global Warming. My thinking is that they aren't trying hard enough. They need to take an example from the priests of the pagan god mentioned in 1Kings, dance around, yell louder, maybe cut themselves, 'cause we could sure use some global warming right about now.
BRRRRRRR.....
First a little Bible study...
Kings 18
25 Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, "Choose one of the bulls and prepare it first, since there are so many of you. Call on the name of your god, but do not light the fire." 26 So they took the bull given them and prepared it. Then they called on the name of Baal from morning till noon. "O Baal, answer us!" they shouted. But there was no response; no one answered. And they danced around the altar they had made.
27 At noon Elijah began to taunt them. "Shout louder!" he said. "Surely he is a god! Perhaps he is deep in thought, or busy, or traveling. Maybe he is sleeping and must be awakened." 28 So they shouted louder and slashed themselves with swords and spears, as was their custom, until their blood flowed. 29 Midday passed, and they continued their frantic prophesying until the time for the evening sacrifice. But there was no response, no one answered, no one paid attention.
You know, it's snowing today. All over Google and Drudge I'm seeing articles of cold here, cold there, record breaking cold temps for April, and it's snowing here in the midwest blue state I can't afford to move out of, but somehow there's goofballs:
...out there that still believe in Global Warming. My thinking is that they aren't trying hard enough. They need to take an example from the priests of the pagan god mentioned in 1Kings, dance around, yell louder, maybe cut themselves, 'cause we could sure use some global warming right about now.
BRRRRRRR.....
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