Moonbunny's Comics

2007-11-15T10:07:00.000-08:00

NEW ZOMBIE SQUIRREL POST!!!
Moonbunny actually did this one months ago, when Rosie originally started shooting off her mouth, but I failed to get it on the site by the time the hubbub calmed down, but good ol' Rosie blaring again so here's Moonbunny's latest...

I still can't believe they wouldn't eat it....

2007-09-24T18:18:00.000-07:00

Something wrong with the news today...

Seriously, I've seen some pretty retarded stuff in the news today and being the grammar freak that I am, this one totally pissed me off.

I have crappy dial up on Peoplepc.com and it comes with a home page that has news articles, sports and weather. One of the articles caught my eye because the use of the word "sword". I like the word sword because it reminds me of knights and samauri and the Bible so when I see that word, I look to read the article. It says Sword-Yielding Man Enters Wrong Place. Sword-yielding??? As in "to give up"??? So some guy walks into the wrong place to GIVE UP HIS SWORD??? What a dufus!!! Samauri swords aren't cheap you know. Many of them are family heirlooms. You don't just walk around giving your sword up.

I suspect the guy was actually wielding the sword, as in to handle, possibly with expertise, as compared to YIELDING which means to GIVE UP, a prominent and typical theme of the left wing media and this only goes to show that these 'tards wouldn't know how to wield a sword if the weapon was duct-taped onto their tiny little wussy libtard fists.

Attached is a photo of someone WIELDING a Sword.

....and here is a photo of someone who yielded....
Slight difference, one looks a little more confident than the other. Man it must have sucked to be french in 1940.

Anyway, I hope my little verb-spat cleared up your thinking.
Enjoy!!!

2007-09-15T19:44:00.000-07:00

MY FRED EVENT!!!!
I had a great day today hosting my FRED! event at Holland Lake. There were good eats and great company. I especially want to thank Jeff for the extra Thompson2008 signs and bumper stickers.

...and for you doubting thomases out there, just know that one day...THERE WILL BE FRED!

2007-07-27T10:29:00.000-07:00

huh???

One of Capitol Hill's most beautiful people???

Okay the lighting might be bad on that one up there, maybe at a different angle....

I can sorta see it now....

I realize that beauty is only skin deep, I'm no aphrodite to be sure, but this woman is frightening down to her shriveled democrat soul. To know someone chose her as one of Capital Hill's most beautiful people means to me that the folks on Capital Hill's got some really skewed vision.

2007-07-24T10:15:00.000-07:00

ORIGIN OF ZOMBIE MOUSE...sidekick of Zombie Squirrel

OMG!!! SO FUNNY!!!!

2007-07-23T17:44:00.000-07:00

GAMER CAT!!!

There's no useful information here, this is just Moonbunny's cat.

2007-07-16T10:01:00.000-07:00

THE ORIGIN OF ZOMBIE SQUIRREL!!

BRILLIANCE!!!

2007-04-29T13:35:00.000-07:00

Wait wait wait!!! You mean Fire DOES burn steel???

According to this article from Fox News regular old gasoline can melt steel enough to cause a freeway to collapse...or is this another set up by the evil Bush government...only the nutroots will tell...

I got no pictures for this, go read the firking article.

2007-04-16T09:48:00.000-07:00

YAY!!! MY FIRST POLITICAL RALLY!!!
Our retarded blue state unfortunately had a bunch o'demoncraps voted in last election cause the RINO'S pissed everybody off. Now the libtard bureaucraps in charge want to use up the 2 billion (yeah, you read it right, 2 BILLION) dollar income tax surplus and raise our taxes next year. So about 7000 of us conservatives got together on the capitol steps and decided to complain out loud, since we're still allowed to do that (so far). We were fortunate to find free parking on a suburban area street only a block away.

I made a couple of really cool signs....

What I liked most were the flags people brought...

Then me and the Hubby bought T-shirts for Moonbunny and Hlaoroo

All in all it seemed like a pretty productive day. We didn't get to meet anybody afterwards because Moonbunny had a party date(yuuuck) and the media didn't bother to cover us, but still the world belongs to those who show up and showing up, I feel like I took a piece back. We'll see how next election goes.

Praise be to the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle. ~ Psalm 144:1

2007-04-11T10:12:00.000-07:00

Yell Louder Al Gore, I don't think the groundhog can hear you.

First a little Bible study...

Kings 18
25 Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, "Choose one of the bulls and prepare it first, since there are so many of you. Call on the name of your god, but do not light the fire." 26 So they took the bull given them and prepared it. Then they called on the name of Baal from morning till noon. "O Baal, answer us!" they shouted. But there was no response; no one answered. And they danced around the altar they had made.
27 At noon Elijah began to taunt them. "Shout louder!" he said. "Surely he is a god! Perhaps he is deep in thought, or busy, or traveling. Maybe he is sleeping and must be awakened." 28 So they shouted louder and slashed themselves with swords and spears, as was their custom, until their blood flowed. 29 Midday passed, and they continued their frantic prophesying until the time for the evening sacrifice. But there was no response, no one answered, no one paid attention.

You know, it's snowing today. All over Google and Drudge I'm seeing articles of cold here, cold there, record breaking cold temps for April, and it's snowing here in the midwest blue state I can't afford to move out of, but somehow there's goofballs:
...out there that still believe in Global Warming. My thinking is that they aren't trying hard enough. They need to take an example from the priests of the pagan god mentioned in 1Kings, dance around, yell louder, maybe cut themselves, 'cause we could sure use some global warming right about now.

BRRRRRRR.....

2007-02-28T05:25:00.000-08:00

NEW ZOMBIE SQUIRREL POST!! YAY!!

Moonbunny's take on Global Warming.

2007-02-03T16:23:00.000-08:00

A Sww-what?

That was my question as Moonbunny made the request to use her Christmas money on a highly ornate and authentic samurai sword. It was on sale and Frankj at "the website that shall not be named" had spoken so highly of them. Little did I know what havoc she would wreak.

As with all violent rightwing teens, she is a full supporter of survival of the fittest and seeks to weed out the weak. Thus as her younger sibling sat, innocently watching an episode of "Firefly", Moonbunny stalked her prey.

While I sat idly by, not taking her intentions seriously, Moonbunny readied her weapon...

Somehow she managed to dupe her little sister into a compliant and convenient head-lopping position.

At that point I had to step in...rather than take pictures. Mind you, this violent streak in my teen is not a result of bad parenting. It has mostly to do with the fact that we live in a leftarded state that has laws against punching liberals in their dumb monkey faces. I also blame Frankj.

2007-01-11T10:25:00.000-08:00

As you know Moonbunny is just a teen attending public school in a blue state, but she's smart enough to know when she's being taught liberalist dogma. When her social studies teacher sent home a permission slip for her to attend a lecture on Cultural Diffusion, Moonbunny asked me not to sign it as she didn't want to go. When I asked why, she said she spent one hour a day with this leftard and didn't want to spend a whole day with her, especially if she has to pay $5 to attend and buy her own lunch as well. I wrote on the note that Moonbunny did not want to attend and gave the teacher my number if she had questions.

Moonbunny came back and said the teacher took it very hard and told her she'd be spending her day in detention as there was no place else to leave her. I figured Moonbunny could read all day in detention but the idea still bothered me so I emailed the teacher to clarify.

Here is the response I received (I deleted the personal stuff):

-----Original Message-----
From: SXXXXX SXXXXXXD [mailto:deleted]
Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 3:36 PM
To: Deleted
Subject: Re: Deleted

XXXX misunderstood. She will not be sitting in detention. She will be
doing work that is meant to replicate waht students will be hearing at
the filed trip.
It will not be as an excitng as day if she had chosen to go on the
field. I do think she is missing out, as I would not have planned a
field tirp if it didn't have educational value. We can't make anyone
go and we do provide them with supervison and activities that are
educational, but not punitive.
hope this clears things up.
SXXXXX SXXXXXD

OMG!! This is a 9th grade social studies teacher!!! Does she know ANYTHING about proofreading???

I'll get you guys a attachment of the print-out once I figure out how to do it. DERRRR!!

2006-10-02T10:40:00.000-07:00

Moonbunny, the awesome 14 year old offspring of shimauma, has come up with some very cool cartoons. She's been drawing Zombie Squirrel regularly for over 2 years now and has recently involved him in "the site that shall not be named" version of the current Bush Administration as depicted in the written works of articles in "the site that shall not be named".

Below are some earlier adventures of Zombie Squirrel and his sidekick Zombie Mouse, also depicts where Poncho is introduced.

And here's a fish I caught